I lost my hat in San Francisco.![]()
I've gone for a couple of days without one, but my head feels funny. So I went on a quest to get a new one.
I went to the Bay, where I originally got my hat, but they were sold out.
I went to a hatter on Mount Royal, but they were closed. Curiously, their hours and sign both claimed that they were open.
I then went to Ste-Catherine, where I remembered there was a hatter. Unfortunately, I walked east instead of west.
Fortunately, I didn't give up hope. So I found Henri-Henri and picked out a cap that resembles the one I lost.
I think I shall have to return to buy myself a bowler.

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With any luck, it will return to me by post.
Incidentally, I like your choice in headgear. I always found it regrettable that hats (and, perhaps coincidentally, well-maintained facial hair) have fallen far out of fashion.
However, the derth of hats is still rather troublesome. They're very attractive as well as practical.
It made no comment on hats, though. You and I are in perfect agreement on the matter.
I've decided to avoid purchasing clothing that isn't.
*pondering*
I assure you.