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Attempted murder

  • 11th Feb, 2009 at 8:19 PM

[info]girl_tm: You know, I’m thinking of getting rid of Linda….
[info]sfllaw: Is that because she tried to kill you?
girl_tm: … … … Yeah….


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[info]dcoombs wrote:
12th Feb, 2009 02:56 (UTC)
Who is, or was, Linda?
[info]girl_tm wrote:
12th Feb, 2009 04:31 (UTC)
Heh.
[info]dcoombs wrote:
12th Feb, 2009 15:24 (UTC)
No, seriously.
[info]girl_tm wrote:
16th Feb, 2009 15:35 (UTC)
I'll give you a hint: she's really skinny and a total airhead. And she lives in my place.
[info]dcoombs wrote:
16th Feb, 2009 17:26 (UTC)
Um?
[info]girl_tm wrote:
17th Feb, 2009 03:41 (UTC)
Another hint: I took her to my place from a department store. She was in pieces!
[info]dcoombs wrote:
17th Feb, 2009 14:41 (UTC)
Oh! It's the .. um .. the .. er .. thing!
[info]girl_tm wrote:
17th Feb, 2009 14:59 (UTC)
Linda is my mannequin. She's deceptively heavy despite her small frame. She fell over on me last week and nearly killed me, not to mention dented my dining room table. Grrrrr!
[info]maire_mac wrote:
12th Feb, 2009 14:58 (UTC)
Just remember: Leave the gun, take the cannolis.
[info]appleday wrote:
12th Feb, 2009 21:48 (UTC)
... morbid ... haahaha
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