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The Very Secret Diaries

  • 17th Jan, 2005 at 3:53 AM

It's odd what you bump into when you read strange nooks on the Internet. I present to you The Very Secret Diaries of the Fellowship of the Ring.



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17th Jan, 2005 04:41 (UTC)
... for something a little closer to home ...

Day 2: Discovered psychic tweetie food. It sat in the tree, tweeting away, oblivious to my presence. Then, just as I leapt, it hit me with an invisible barrier. It played innocent like it didn't see me. But I know better. Oddly, the humans seemed to find this funny. Hmmph. Contain more grace in the flick of a tail than they shall ever hope to attain.

Day 73: Obstinant container of food still unmoved by my poetry skills. Big, curly-haired human woke up but still hasn't caught the hint. Shall plant self closer and groom more carefully. Suspect she does not appreciate how precious and rare my waking hours are. Still the most graceful.

Those diaries are the best. And now you know why people occasionally grumble about pervy hobbit fanciers. :)
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